The Most Functional Word In The English Language.

Well, it’s SHIT… That’s right, SHIT!

SHIT may be the most functional word in the English language. 

 Consider, you can get SHIT-faced, be SHIT-out-of-luck, or have SHIT for brains. With a little effort, you can get your SHIT together, find a place for your SHIT, or be asked to SHIT or get off the spot. 

You can smoke SHIT, buy SHIT, sell SHIT, lose SHIT, find SHIT, forget SHIT, or tell others to eat SHIT. Some people know their SHIT for real.

There are lucky SHITS, dumb SHITS, and crazy SHITS. There is bull SHIT, horse SHIT, and chicken SHIT. So you can throw SHIT, sling SHIT, catch SHIT, shoot the SHIT, or duck when the SHIT hits the fan. 

You can give a shit or serve SHIT on a shingle. You can find yourself in a deep SHIT, be treated like SHIT or be happier than a pig in SHIT. Some days are colder than SHIT, some days are hotter that SHIT, and some days are just plain SHIT. Some music sounds like SHIT, things can look like SHIT, and there are times when you feel like SHIT and you SHIT bricks. 

Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHIT, and hope you all have a nice day without a bunch of SHIT. But if you happen to catch a SHITload of SHIT from some SHIT-faced SHIT-head… Well, SHIT happens!